Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Job Creation Scheme.
Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "
Tags:gig, gigs, personnel, personnel department, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job, jobs, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, demand, demands, demanding, temp, temps, class divide, class division, class divisions, for hire, contractor, contractors, contracting, contract work, musician, musicians, lingo, jargon
The Freelance Life.
"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining, business deal, business deals, union, unions, contract, contracts, contracting, holiday, holidays, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, egg, eggs, easter eggs, easter eggs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, duck, ducks, threat, threats, threatening, modern life
Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.
Tags:boa constrictor, boa constrictors, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, contractor, contractors, contracting, worker, workers, builder, builders, building zone, building zones, plumber, plumbers, extension, extensions, housing project, housing projects, construction sites, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team,,,'
'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'
'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'
'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'
'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'
'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'
'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'
'This side line business is what lets us keep our bids so low.'
'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'
'Well of course I'm not Santa! He contracts out!'
'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'
'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'
'Your house is made of cheese. You don't smell that?'
'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'
Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.
'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'