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Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'
'Smith, when I asked you to 'begin the tender process'...'
'It says right here in your contract, folks: 'Some settling may occur during the first year'.'
'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'
"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."
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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."
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'That's a new word legal came up with. They're still working on a definition for it.'
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"It's for your own protection."
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"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."
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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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"When I retire, I promise we'll finally have time to read all the terms and conditions."
'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'
'They presented us with an ironclad contract that we were able to totally reinterpret.'
'Can't you see? This isn't a real offer! They're just tossing us a bone!'
"And initial here if you'd like his balls in a sling."
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'We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities.'
'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'
"I'm as surprised as you are. I had no idea that the sweetheart deal would include an actual sweetheart."
"We can negotiate any type of contract but we specialize in 'me too' clauses."
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"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"
"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."
Tags:foosball, table football, table soccer, foosball table, sports, sport, bar game, bar games, pub game, pub games, two player game, two player games, sports contracts, sports contract, contract, contracts, professional sports, professional sport, professional soccer, pro soccer, professional athlete, professional athletes, athlete, athletes, football player, football players, professional football, pro football, pro footballer, pro footballers, footballer, footballers, contract dispute, contract disputes, footballer, footballers
'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'
"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"