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"Tim, I want you to meet the limited edition of Wally."
'The break clause in section three concerns me. What do you mean by 'On a whim with little/no warning'?'
Put it in writing!
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'
'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'
Realistic terms of agreement options. . .
"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
"A high five isn't binding Sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."
'Your company is looking at a lengthy, expensive legal battle. By any chance, did you keep your fingers crossed when signing contracts?'
Husband and wife fight over posessions ? No pre-nuptual.
"According to your pre-nuptial agreement,if you divorce her you'll turn back into a frog."
'Put it in writing!'
'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'
"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"