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"We worked hard, damn hard- but we knew when to stop. We were not workaholic."
"What if the-powers-that-be don't know any more than we do?"
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Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
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"Walt Whitman may well have contradicted himself, Mr. Dobkin, but chances are he wasn't under oath at the moment."
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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
For Your Dining Pleasure
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"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."
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Tags:debunk, debunking, disprove, disproving, contradict, contradicting, contradictions, fact check, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, fake news, urban myth, urban myths, bunk house, bunkhouse, bunk houses, bunkhouses, cowboy, cowboys, western, wil west, the wild west, truth, soviet threat, white wine and fish, expose, exposing, disparage, disparaging, freedom of speech
Friendly Foreclosures Co.
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'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."
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'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'
"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
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"All the wrong people are right."
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"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"
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"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."
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"I am haunted by the idea that the basic axioms on which the arithmetic is based may invalidate these computations."
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"Limited nuclear war, sir, is where people like you and me survive."
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"What we want to tap into here is denial."
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'You were the best person for the job. That's why you didn't get it.'
"And when I became a man, I put away childish thingees. Thingamabobs. Whatever."
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
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"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."
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