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'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
'You were the best person for the job. That's why you didn't get it.'
'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'
'The books on this shelf contradict all the books on that shelf.'
'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'
'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'
"So, have you two fallen out again?"
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'Son, life as a crab isn't just another day at the beach. Wait, yes it is.'
"I think I can say, without fear of contradiction..."
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'I've found the secret to forgiveness is to get revenge first.'
'I not only wear the pants in the family --- I have my wife's permission to say so!'
'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'
'I've told you a million times... stop exaggerating!'
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