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"The tower wants to know our position and our status and which 80s sitcom character we are."
Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.
'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'
"Height and position? I'm six foot tall and in the pilot's seat."
Air traffic controller mistakes insect for airplane.
An air traffic controller is startled when an airplane comes out of his radar screen.
'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'
Small planes, fine...but I'd be a bit more careful with big planes.'
'Control tower to NX7: Please take another long drink of water for your hiccups . . .'
An Airport Control Tower.
A fly gets clearance from the control tower to: 'Fly around erratically, bumping into windows and buzzing around cow's backsides.'