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As he picked up the video game controller, the trap was sprung, and Ryan's mother forced him to fill out college applications.
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
How to deal with rude customers.
'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'
'Gentlemen, you will be relieved to know that I have fired Alex Lu, our Director of Quality Control.'
'We should have asserted control early on. They've been jawing at each other all game long. It was bound to turn violent.'
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"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"
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"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."
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The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller
Believe me VHT=003. You are too low!!
"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."
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If I own the artist, I own his art as well!
"I can't go, guys, because my wife hates freedom."
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'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'
"The TV channels won't change because that's the aquarium, and you're using the garage door opener."
Battle of the Television
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'No! Not cell phone! Not TV remote! Human! Human being!'
Witches and Their Drones
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'How about if you return the remote, we put off your bath for a week?'
'The tension's unbearable...you just don't know when the next inexplicable rise in volume is coming.'
'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'
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'They just showed up one day. But the players don't seem to mind...'
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'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'