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I think my wife has dug a tunnel under the bar
"I lined it up with our prenup."
'It's for my husband.'
"I can't join you guys till this list of New Year's resolutions gets approved by my wife."
"Yes, you may make a wish. No, it can't be a divorce."
"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"
"I felt a disturbance in the Force. Were you about to contradict me?"