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"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
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'There is a unique solution to this conundrum,' said the chicken, 'but in order to be sure, I'll need to cross the road.'
Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma
"Can you trust a politician when he tells you, 'You can't trust politicians'?"
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"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"
Which came first?
'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'
God faced a conundrum, he needed to create the world and everything in it but at the same time he couldn't start his day without a coffee!
'At least that's one thing less to worry about.'
'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'
'That's quite a conundrum. Perhaps if you stopped beating it.'
Professor Els receives his daily conundrums.
...how's it get off the ground?
I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...
'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'
"Here's the deal, Santa. I get the stuff I want and you get the list of the good kids back."
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"Make up you mind - do you love me completely or love me to bits?"
Do Not Enter and No U Turns