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"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
Low Hanging Fruit
Tags:low hanging fruit, low hanging fruits, low-hanging fruit, low-hanging fruits, fruit, fruit and veg, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocer shopping, convenient, convenience, convenience store, convenience stores, convenience shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, fruit and veg isle, modern life, modern times, consumerism
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
Pop Top Ice FIshing
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, can, cans, aluminium can, aluminium cans, aluminum can, aluminum cans, pop can, pop cans, soda can, soda cans, pop top, pop tops, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, line and hook, line and hook fishing, line fishing, ice, frozen, frozen lake, frozen lakes, cold weather, cold, freezing, freezing weather, winter, winter time, seal, seals, seal fishing, seal fisher, seal fishers, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern attiudes
Slammer on the Spot
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, police man, police men, cop, cops, copper, coppers, crimes, misdemeanour, misdemeanours, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, slammer, the slammer, gaol, gaols, jail, jails, lock-up, lock-ups, lock up, lock up, street crime, street crimes, minor crime, minor crimes, arrest, arrested, locked up, detention, detained, incarceration, incarcerated, convenient, convenience, ea
"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."
Tags:new home, new homes, first time buyer, first time buyers, apartment, apartments, moving house, property hunting, property hunter, property hunters, convenience, conveniences, location, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, wealth gap, wealth divide, prime location, prime locations, postcode snobbery, postcode snobs, salesperson, salespeople, real estate, sales person, sales people
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
Tags:neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, next door, next-door, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, takeaway, take-away, takeout, take-out, fast food, junk food, unhealthy, unhealthy food, fried chicken, fat, obese, overweight, overeating, chubby, obesity crisis, health problems, health issues, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, bucket of chicken, buckets of chicken, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, modern life, convenience, convenient
Tags:rocking chair, rocking chairs, visual joke, visual jokes, baby, babies, mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, work life balance, working women, convenient, convenience, working mum, working mums, working mom, working moms
Grab your stuff and pay and get out of here convenience store.
'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
Tags:point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click
Tags:tapeworm, tapeworms, worm, worms, realtor, realtors, estate, agent, agents, colon, colons, kidney, kidneys, private, privacy, staple, staples, intestine, intestines, duodenum, access, accesses, convenience, convenient, home, homes, view, views, viewing, viewings, show, shows, showing, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, implant, implants, pacemaker, pacemakers, heart doctor, heart doctors, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology, fee, fees, additional fee, additional fees, add-on, add-ons, extra, extras, convenience, convenient, technology, beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, 90s, the nineties, 80s, the eighties, business, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, manager, managers, modern life
"What can I tell you? I came home and there they were."
Tags:coming home, returning home, cafe, cafes, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, franchise, franchises, expansion, expanding, location, locations, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffeehouse, coffeehouses, barista, baristas, service, customer service, convenient, convenience, business, business strategy, business strategies
Remote Control Husband
Tags:coming home, getting home, home time, remote control, remote controls, drone, drone, gadget, gadgets, remote control gadget, remote control gadgets, modern technology, modern technologies, controlling, under control, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, modern life, convenient, convenience
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, help, drown, drowning, lost at sea, emergency service, emergency services, coast guard, coast guards, convenient, convenience, calling for help, 999, 911, telephone, telephones
"Ah, here is your fax now."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone call, telephone calls, communication, communications, convenient, convenience, productivity, executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
Tags:cruise line, cruise lines, cruise, cruises, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, west indies, st. croix, st. thomas, caribbean, island, islands, island hopping, island hopper, island hoppers, stern, bow, enormous, large, huge, jumbo, jumbo size, oversize, oversized, excessive, excess, convenience, pack, packs, packing, remember, remembering, forgotten, forgotten item
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.