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"You've got your hairshirt on inside-out, Brother Michael..."
'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'
'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'
'Hey! - Are you eating again ALREADY?'
Abbey. Silent order.
Second to Nun
"I don't think this is my order...or even my species."
Nuns - "I hit the stained glass ceiling."
"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"
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'The Canonization of Sister Patricia'.
'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'
Yield to Temptation.
"No, I'm pretty sure your two weeks notice takes effect once you finish your resignation letter."
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Nun hammering with a crucifix
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'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'
"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."
"I've got the blue nuns."
"You're a bride of Jesus now? Well....I hope the guy earns enough to feed a family!"
Monk and bell-ringing cistern.
"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"
'So, how do corn flakes work?'
The Sisters of Perpetual Motion enjoy a game of leap frog.
Monk destroys a question mark.