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Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'
The Swiss Bankers' Convention
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"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
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"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
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'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'
"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"
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"Robot convention? Yes, I'll be there with Belzon."
Expulsion with Goody Bags
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'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'
"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
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'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'
'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'
'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'
People following each other and as a result going round in circles.
"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."
Welcome: Psychics Convention.
'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'
But under a different accounting convention ...
'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'
Introvert Career Faire.
Female Fans of the 3 Stooges Convention.
Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room