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"I now believe in God."
'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
Preaching to the Choir Since 1846
'The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that can convert hindsight into foresight.'
"O.K., I know it's a long shot, but if we can each convert one lion ..."
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"I told your parents I would convert."
"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."
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'I can't go out...An uneasy standoff has developed on my doorstep between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses...'
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'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'
"Before I became a black conservative, I was a white liberal."
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"I just started following you."
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"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"
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"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'
"You must be a 'new Christian'. You still have that new car smell."
'Welcome to Heaven - no proselytizing.'
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"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."
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"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"
"Enough about God. Let's talk about something you really know: rejection."
"Okay, here's the deal- I'll stop chasing you if you agree to become a dog."
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"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
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Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)
'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'
"When did you decide to start going to church?"