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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."
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'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'
"Morgan has been converted from a Republican to a Yeltsin Democrat."
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"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...And I like it! It's refreshing to see honesty in a religion for a change.'
'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'
"Sale on 38 Liter Hats."
Convert your 13-inch monitor into a 17-inch monitor in one easy step.
Excited about getting Gina to the hospital on the 'big day', Doug converts their car into the Stork-mobile.
Jesus at Lost and Found booth.
'I had it converted into a P.O. box.'
Preaching to the inverted.
'I probably convert as many people to religion as you do when I tell them how long they have to live.'
'If we convert, we still get to keep Halloween, don't we?'
'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'
'I hadn't realized the dollar had dropped that much.'
'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'
He's converted to Christianity.
'John decided to turn this room into a library but why I'll never know.'
'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'
'Apparently it was lap dancing that converted her.'
"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"