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A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
Tags:deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping
Place Between Purchases,
Tags:check out, check outs, checkout, checkouts, check-out, check-outs, checking out, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, conveyor, conveyors, separate, separating, separation, separations, restrict, restriction, restrictions, restricting, conveyor belt barrier, conveyor belt barriers, cordon off, cordoning off, food shop, food shopping, the food shop, grocery shop, grocery shopping
Magician at the Airport
Tags:airport, airports, luggage, baggage, air travel, air travelling, air traveller, air travellers, plane travel, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, luggage collection, baggage collection, magicians apprentice, magician's apprentice, magicians assistant, magicians assistant, sawing someone in half, conveyor, conveyors, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, sawing a woman in half, passenger, passengers, commute, commuter, commuters, magic man, magic men
"Yeah, that one's funny, too. Next."
'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'
Kidney Stone Quality Control Dept.
'We produce approximately three-thousand cubic yards of satis at this factory each week.'
Clones R Us -- Rejects,
"How's the conveyor belt system going?" "Okay, I tie the stems..." "I slip on the cellophane..." "And I shove in that little bag of crystals!"
Pirates on holiday.
'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'
Conveyor belt takes solicitor along path to becoming a judge
Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt
Sushi - prawn trapped inside a dish holds up a sign saying 'Help Me'.
Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.
"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"
Tags:baldo, responsibility, responsibilities, trash, trash day, trash days, garbage day, garbage days, creative, creative solution, creative solutions, invention, inventions, lazy, laziness, proud, pride, chore, chores, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, responsible, son, sons, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers
"Aha- there's a shoal coming around the corner now."
Crematorium conveyor - Next Customer
"I can see the need to avoid log jams, but it is a bit impersonal."
"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, checkouts, cashiers, customer experience, customer experiences, checkout process, customer service, customer services, grocery store, conveyor belt, checkout, head office, cashier, customer wait times, misinterpretation, communication, communication skills
"Just draw a line under it and move on."
Tags:greek, vase, vases, pottery, ancient, ceramics, archaeology, mass production, production, line, conveyor, painting, art, decoration, cliche, phrases, production line, production lines, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, archaeologist, archaeologists, classicist, classicists, ancient, ancients, classics
"Great news, men! Despite the layoffs, productivity is up!"
Tags:manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers, assembly lines, factories, factory worker, productivity levels, productivity target, productivity targets, assembly, assembly line, industrial, assembly work, conveyor belt, factory, factory workers, layoff, layoffs, productivity, labor, boring job, boring jobs, lazy, laziness, sleeping on the job