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'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'
"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"The wings are addictive."
An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".
Tags:passive aggressive, cook, cooks, cooking, communication, communication problem, communication problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home cooking, meatloaf, passive-aggressiveness, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat
"Her fried squash blooms were leathery."
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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
"As you can see, I've gotten in way over my head."
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"I can't cook, but I can pay."
"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
Tags:bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
A Chef Never Rests
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"That's more than enough bacon."
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
Tags:catering, caterers, caterer, hospitality and catering, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, eating out, dining, out, customer, customers, bad customers, bad customer, monotony, monotonous, boredom, bored, boring, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, servers, server, restaurant, lunch hour, lunch hours, lunch-hour, lunch-hours, lunch time, lunch times, lunchtimes, lunchtime, lunch, lunches, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, bad service, bad customer, service, getting your own back
"So no one actually sends you compliments. Isn't this enough?"
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
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'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'