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Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.
"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards!"
'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'
"I know you love to bar-b-que, honey....but you just can't barbeque spaghetti!"
"Well―what's for barbecue...?"
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"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"
"I got fired today..."
"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."
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"Thanks for coming to my barbecue."
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"I heard they have good food."
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'Just because he's been whimpering like that for an hour doesn't necessarily mean he's hungry.'
'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'
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'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'
'Let's barbeque tonight.'
High Wire Barbecue
"I don't like this. Jimmy should have been back out here by now. The cops have been in there grilling him for over an hour!"
'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'
"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"
"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"
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'I know adding beer when barbequeing reduces health risks, but I think you're supposed to add it to the meat.'
'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'
'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'
"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."
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When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'
"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"