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'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The Origins of Everything
Tags:science, scientist, scientists, physics, physicist, physicists, cooking, cooked, doughnut theory, donut theory, souffle, souffles, cook, faux pas, big bang, universe, string theory, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, origin, big bangs, big bang theory, theory, theories, sciences, teacher, teachers, taught, theatre, theater, despair, eternal, existential
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'
Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
Tags:egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
Recipes from Hillary's Kitchen
Tags:hillary clinton, clinton, clintons, hillary, hillary rodham, hillary rodham clinton, president, presidents, presidential election, democrat, democrats, presidential elections, secretary of state, tortures, guantanamo bay, guantanamo, family, families, domestic, cooking, cooks, cooked, washington, politics, politicians, marriage, marital, mother, mothers, parent, parents, bad parent, bad parents, aggressive, mom, moms, mum, mums, daughter, daughters, kid, kids
Tags:accused, accuse, accusation, accusations, frycook, fry-cook, fry cook, cook, cooked, cooks, cooking, fable, fables, parable, parables, crimes, criminal, criminals, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chef, chefs, language, languages, french, blame, blamed, drama, dramatic, fried egg, fried eggs, sunny side up, sunny, egg, eggs, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
'My son has a science fair coming up and he was wondering if you wouldn't mind putting some unpopped popcorn in your mouth.'
'I'll be thankful if history rewrites this day to make us look better.'
Tags:bird, birds, turkey, turkeys, cauldron, cauldrons, cook, cooks, cooking, cooked, pot, pots, fire, fires, rewrite, rewrites, re-write, re-writes, rewritten, re-written, settler, settlers, native american, native americans, native, natives, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."
Tags:cook, cooks, chef, chefs, cooking, cooked, burger, burgers, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, lunch counter, lunch counters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, mental health, depression, depressed, angry, anger management, violent, violence, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, customer, customers, customer service
"What in the world is that?"
Tags:home cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, home cooked, home-cooking, home-cooked, urban, metropolitan, metropolitans, cosmopolitan, cosmopolitans, metropolitan elite, metropolitan elites, urban, urbanite, restaurant, restaurants, out of touch, out-of-touch, eating out, food, foods, dining, dine, dines, cook, cooking, cooked, modern life, modern-life, millenials
'Propane ran out.'
Data Processing Center.
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
The Joy of Him Cooking
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
Tags:cooking, cookery, cook, cooks, cooked, homecook, home cook, homecooked, home cooked, home cooking, homecooking, backseat, backseat driver, backseat driving, spice, spices, prefere, preference, preference, passremarkable, passing remarks, remark, remarked, complain, complaint, beggars can't be choosers, cumin, cookbook, cookbooks, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blogger, food bloggers, chef, chefs, standard, standards, high standards, expectation, what do you expect
Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce