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'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
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'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
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"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"
'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
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"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
'Why don't you come home and cook something, and we'll bring you back!'
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
'Push the chicken.'
"Ok, so I lied about my aga!"
A Chef cooking his keyboard.
'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'
Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.
'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'
'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'
'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'
'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'
The slow cooker changed everything
A Bun in the Oven.
'I'd like to return this. I got the same gift on my birthd...Oh, dude! I'm really sorry. No offense, ok?'
'That hasn't been invented yet. And even if it was, we couldn't afford one.'
Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."
Inspired by the success of the George Foreman Grill, Mike Tyson comes out with his own version.
'Since I cooked, you do cleanup. OK?'
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