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"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."
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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
Tags:fortune cookie, fortune cookies, babylon, babylonian, king, kings, mene mene tekel upharsin, prophecy, prophecies, omen, omens, warning, warnings, warning from god, warnings from god, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurant, rich, riches, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemous, fortune, fortunes, prediction, predictions, curse, curses, old testament, torah, belshazzar's feast, writing on the wall, daniel, arrogant, arrogance, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, cookie, cookies, dessert, desserts, humility, humble, humbles, god, jehovah
"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"
Tags:bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, home baking, lockdown, lockdowns, social isolation, quarantine, quarantines, quarantining, coronavirus, corona virus, covid, covid-19, furlough, furloughs, snack, snacks, snacking, avid baker, hobby, hobbies, hobbies, new hobby, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, cake, cakes, bread, breads, cookie, cookies, brownie, brownies, muffin, muffins, pie, pies, banana bread, free time, filling time, keeping occupied
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."
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'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
Tags:lent, give up, giving up, gave up, gives up, fast, fasting, fasts, fasted, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, holiday, holidays, christmas, new year, easter, eastertime, easter time, easter egg, easter eggs, chocolate egg, chocolate eggs, egg, eggs, easter time, spring, springtime, dinette set
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
Chinese Novel Cookie
Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
The Selfie Drone
Tags:drone, drones, selfie, selfies, drone, drones, selfie drone, selfie drones, follow, follows, following, camera, cameras, social media, activation, activate, activates, activating, photo, photos, control, controls, controlling, data, cookie, cookies, contain, contains, containing, property, own, owns, owning, pair, pairs, pairing, data breach, stalk, stalks, stalking
"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"You have a yeast infection."
Tags:cookie, cookies, yeast, yeast infection, yeast infections, play on words, word play, wordplay, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, baking
"yes, but why do me want a cookie."
Tags:actor, actors, acting, method actor, method actors, method acting, difficult actor, difficult actors, monster, monsters, cookie, cookies, film set, filming, tv, television, kids tv, kids tv show, kids tv shows, childrens tv, childrens tv show, childrens tv shows, why, motive, motives, motivations
"Guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."
"Can I stay up and watch t.v. with you?"
"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, flight risk, flight risks, run away, escape
"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
Tags:corporate giant, corporate giants, bad idea, bad ideas, bad investment, bad investments, cookie, cookies, oil giant, oil giants, big oil, big steel, bright idea, bright ideas, bad decision, bad decisions, supersize, supersized, america, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, big business, board meeting, board meetings
"Calm down, baby... How was I supposed to know it was infectious?"
Tags:reindeer, reindeers, cookie, cookies, drink, drinks, drinking, infect, infects, infecting, infected, infection, infections, infectious, red nose, red nosed, rudolph, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, condition, conditions, calm down, calming down, unsure, uncertain, date, dates, girlfriend, girlfriends
Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
Tags:girl scout, girl scouts, acquisition, acquisitions, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, cookie, cookies, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, modern life, competitive, competitive industry, competitive industries, competing, merger, mergers, merging, corporate merger, corporate mergers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, businesses, board meeting, board meetings, sales strategy, sales strategies, child prodigy, child prodigies
Teen Diet Pyramid
Miracle Mom #5,293
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"I could really go for a cookie...but there are only two left, and the kids will be home in an hour! If I eat one, they'll fight over the other one!"
Tags:cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, cookie jar, cookie jars, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother's day, mothers day, problem, problems, solution, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, conflict resolution, fix, fixes, greed, greedy, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, snack, snacks, snacking, sweets, weight gain, gaining weight, diet, diets, dieting