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"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."
Tags:technology, tech, girl scout cookies, cookies, cookie, biscuit, biscuits, sweet treat, sweet treats, thin mints, cryptocookies, cryptocookie, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, crypto currency, crypto currencies, bitcoin, digital, digital copy, digital copies, unsatisfying, intangible, non-physical
" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
Tags:fortune cookie, fortune cookies, babylon, babylonian, king, kings, mene mene tekel upharsin, prophecy, prophecies, omen, omens, warning, warnings, warning from god, warnings from god, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurant, rich, riches, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemous, fortune, fortunes, prediction, predictions, curse, curses, old testament, torah, belshazzar's feast, writing on the wall, daniel, arrogant, arrogance, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, cookie, cookies, dessert, desserts, humility, humble, humbles, god, jehovah
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, visitation, visitations, visitor, visitors, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, treat, treats, man's best friend, loyalty, loyal, confusion.confused, misunderstanding
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
Chinese Novel Cookie
Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."
"You have a yeast infection."
Tags:cookie, cookies, yeast, yeast infection, yeast infections, play on words, word play, wordplay, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, baking
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"yes, but why do me want a cookie."
Tags:actor, actors, acting, method actor, method actors, method acting, difficult actor, difficult actors, monster, monsters, cookie, cookies, film set, filming, tv, television, kids tv, kids tv show, kids tv shows, childrens tv, childrens tv show, childrens tv shows, why, motive, motives, motivations
"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."
"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, flight risk, flight risks, run away, escape
"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
Tags:corporate giant, corporate giants, bad idea, bad ideas, bad investment, bad investments, cookie, cookies, oil giant, oil giants, big oil, big steel, bright idea, bright ideas, bad decision, bad decisions, supersize, supersized, america, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, big business, board meeting, board meetings
Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
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Miracle Mom #5,293
Tags:supermom, supermoms, super, supermum, supermums, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, miracle, miracles, strong, strong woman, strong women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, raising children, raising a child, child, children, kid, kids, family, families, bus, buses, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, save, saves, saving, save the day, saving the day, lifting a bus
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
Tags:family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth
"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, eating, delicious, amputations
'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'
"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."
If you give a mouse a french cookie
Santa as a baby.
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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