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"The wings are addictive."
"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"Her fried squash blooms were leathery."
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An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".
Tags:passive aggressive, cook, cooks, cooking, communication, communication problem, communication problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home cooking, meatloaf, passive-aggressiveness, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"I can't cook, but I can pay."
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"Oh no, not dinner again!"
Tags:dinner, dinners, meal, meals, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolesence, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, cook, cooks, cooking, ingrate, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty, hot meal, hot meals, negative, negativity, moody, moodiness, attitude, attitude problem, attitude problems, supper, suppers
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
The Origins of Everything
Tags:science, scientist, scientists, physics, physicist, physicists, cooking, cooked, doughnut theory, donut theory, souffle, souffles, cook, faux pas, big bang, universe, string theory, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, origin, big bangs, big bang theory, theory, theories, sciences, teacher, teachers, taught, theatre, theater, despair, eternal, existential
"My ultimate goal is to buy it by the pound in nice thin slices."
Well, I'm not leaving.
"Ah, Indian pudding-- the coup de grâce"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, cooking, cook, homemade, indian pudding, coup de grace, coup de grâce, picky eater, picky eaters, picky, insult, insulted, insulting, unsatisfied, ungrateful, native american pudding