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'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the anthropologist!'
"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"
"Wait, are you Gluten Free?"
'Let simmer for 15 minutes...' Hey, buddy -- you got a watch?'
"He's asking if we would mind moving to the center. The vegetables are getting overcooked."
"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"
'Would you mind moving your feet about, I don't want the vegetables to catch?'
Wine Walking the Plank
'Well, Bill! Looks like you won't be complaining about tonight's dinner.'
'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'
"Your camera's out of focus. I need you to step back two more feet."
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'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'
Cook and Octopus
Tsunami in the cooking pot.
"Yuck! - I hope you at least had him SHOWER first."
"Come on Sid, you're carrying a donor card, how about something for the pot?"
"You're in luck! We've got a celebrity chef on tonight."
'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'
"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."
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"Kids eat free before six o'clock."
'Did the cook just refer to me as a 'slider'?'