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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
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"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."
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"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."
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"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."
'I would make a nice compote.'
'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'
"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."
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'Next, on Cooking With Fido, we'll atempt a recipe that. . . Oh who am I kidding. I'm gonna eat most of this stuff before it even makes it to the oven.'
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
"And that's how to make cheese fondue."
"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"
Paula Dean: 'I'm sorry for the offensive remarks to black people, and really sorry for stealin' their recipes...'
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'Today we'll be making soup from scratch. We'll begin our stock with the ankle bone of a mailman...'
'I must be some kind of cooking pervert. I only like to watch someone else do it.'
'It's presented by that 'C' word.'
"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."
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'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'
'Well excuse me, but if your chef's so great, why is he in the kitchen instead of a TV show?'
'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'
'Your dinner's on Ready, Steady, Cook.'
'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'