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'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
The new city water-cooler-discussion ordinance goes into effect, and certain employees are banished to the balcony.
'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
Tags:tv, television, after work, after hours, peace, peaceful, peacefully, working world, working life, persuade, persuasive, persuasion, persuading, word play, word-play, play on words, group, commit, committed, activism, activist, reversal, couch potato, exhausted, water cooler, cooler, businessmen, businessman, office life, office drone, office drones, offices, modern life, modern world, importance, inflate, inflated
"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."
Tags:second opinion, second opinions, doctor, doctors, doctors office, doctors offices, patient, patients, appointment, appointments, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, cool, coolness, cooler, attractive, attractiveness, authority, authority figure, authority figures, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnosing, misdiagnosed, misdiagnosing
"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."
Oil tanker and refinery.
Ancient Egyptian pyramid builders drink beer from cooler.
After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.
Tags:football tradition, football traditions, dunking, dunkings, water, water supply, gatorade shower, gatorade dunk, gatorade bath, cooler, coolers, water cooler, water coolers, football coach, football coaches, coach, coaches, sports tradition, sports traditions, arctic, arctic conditions, freezing point
Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'
"This looked cooler in the commercials."
Tags:ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, ad campaign, ad campaigns, advertisement campaign, advertisements campaigns, cool, cooler, not cool, war, wars, military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, army soldier, army soldiers, army-soldier, army-soldiers, gun, guns, recruit, recruiter, recruiting, army recruiter, army recruiters, army recruit, army recruit, new recruit, new recruits, violent, violence, tv vs. reality, the reality of war, reality, television vs. reality, don't believe what you see on tv, man in uniform, men in uniform
Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.
'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'
Tags:work, works, working, worked, worker, workers, water cooler, water coolers, cooler, coolers, look, looks, looking, looked, looker, lookers, fool, fools, fooling, fooled, trick, tricks, tricked, mislead, misleads, misleading, mislead, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretended, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."
Tags:camping trip, camping trips, camping, camper, campers, fishermen, fisherman, angler, anglers, angling, cookout, cookouts, cook out, cook outs, fresh catches, fresh fish, cooler, coolers, picnic, picnics, fishing, cooking, fish, dinner, grilling, frying, outdoors, catching food, fresh catch, store bought
'Pssst! Look what I snuck past those bonebrains!'
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
Tags:office worker, office workers, office working, work, working, worker, workers, water cooler, cooler, water machine, quarterback, quarterbacks, linebacker, linebackers, tackle, tackles, tackled, american football, nfl, national football league, tackler, tacklers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."
'You foraged all the beer?!'
Maximum Security Blanket
Tags:maximum security, prison, prisoner, jail, cell, jails, jail cells, cells, jail cell, penitentiary, warden, incarceration, lockup, pen, pens, security blanket, security blankets, solitary, cooler, dungeon, reformatory, juvenile delinquent, juvenile delinquents, detention, convict, con, chain gang, captive, detainee, jailbird, lifer, baby, infant, babies, toddler, blanket, blankets, blankie, blankies, soother, child, newborn, babe, bundle, kid, tot, bambino
Sign by water cooler - 'Do not linger: Hazardous to your job!'
'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'
'I'm sorry, but I don't talk about anything other than football.'