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'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
The new city water-cooler-discussion ordinance goes into effect, and certain employees are banished to the balcony.
'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."
Ancient Egyptian pyramid builders drink beer from cooler.
After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.
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"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."
Tags:camping trip, camping trips, camping, camper, campers, fishermen, fisherman, angler, anglers, angling, cookout, cookouts, cook out, cook outs, fresh catches, fresh fish, cooler, coolers, picnic, picnics, fishing, cooking, fish, dinner, grilling, frying, outdoors, catching food, fresh catch, store bought
'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'
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'Pssst! Look what I snuck past those bonebrains!'
'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."
'You foraged all the beer?!'
Sign by water cooler - 'Do not linger: Hazardous to your job!'
'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'
'I'm sorry, but I don't talk about anything other than football.'
"It's a tailgate cooler."
'We're all stockpiling. When my hummingbirds flew south, they were packing coolers.'
Urologist waiting room surprise.
'Run over to the glacier and get Daddy a nice cold beer.'
Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.
"I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."
This office practices anti-ageism.
'Johnson is such a goof-off that last week at the water cooler they had to give him mouth-to-mouth!'
'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'