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"It's hard being cooped up, but it's also a good opportunity to work on some personal projects."
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'Oi! There's a pecking order around here, you know.'
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
Goosestepping Nazi Geese
Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.
"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"
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'Leonard, have you been seeing another chicken on Farmville?'
"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."
Where the hens lay hard boiled eggs
"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."
'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'
"Forget about hatching a clever plan to break into the chicken coop: Let's concentrate on breaking into the ice-cream shop..."
"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."
'I don't like the way he keeps calling me Anne Boleyn.'
'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'
Before saving the pig with her web, Charlotte saved the age old problem of chicken legs.
'I don't know wah ooh guys ah bitchin' abouh...we ah livin du guh life heyah!'
'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'
The Chicken Whisperer
'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'
'Hey look, I'm a bucket of chicken.'
"Will you join me? I'd love to."
"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."
'On the count of three we're takin' the bag.....pass it on.'