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'No Sir, it's not a prescription for your 'weird, dizzy turns where everything slows down and you have to go faster to compensate'.'
'This is a textbook case of homicide.'
"You got to hand it to Bloody Eddy—it's the last place in the world you'd think of as a hide-out."
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, hard boiled, hard-boiled, hardboiled, shoot out, shoot-out, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, funfair, fair, theme park, inversion, invert, inverted, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, stake out, stake-out
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, film, films, movie, movies, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death
"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
Tags:pledge drive, pledge drives, pledge, pledges, pledging, legal right, legal rights, due process, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, tv channel, tv channels, television channel, television channels, crimes, criminal, criminals, charity pledge, charity pledges, fundraising, crowdsourcing, fundraiser, fundraisers, crowd-sourcing, legal process
"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."
Tags:cannoli, cannolis, italians, italians, italian cuisine, italian food, italian mob, mobs, mob, italian mobs, italian mafia, mafia, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangsters, cops, cop, police, policemen, policeman, giant cannoli, giant cannolis, rob, robbing, transporting, moving, worried, worry, worries, worrisome, cautious, paranoia, paranoid, dessert, desserts, pastry, pastries, italy, baked goods
A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high
"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, questioning, suspect, suspects, fashion, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, new, like, opinion, opinions, loud, colourful, colorful, crazy, design, pattern, unique
A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement
"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
Tags:line up, line ups, line-up, line-ups, police line up, police line ups, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, bad memory, poor memories, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, police, cop, cops, wasting police time, detective, detectives, police investigation, police investigations
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, security, securities, home, homes, live, lives, lived, alarm, alarms, system, systems, lace, laces, shoelace, shoelaces, knot, knots, tie, ties, tied, protect, protects, protections, protected, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'
"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, liquor store, song, songs, excuse, excuses, guitar, guitars, guitarist, musical, musician, musicians, alibi, alibis, cop, cops, police, detective, detectives
"Badges? We don't have to show you no stinkin' badges!"
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, detective, detectives, mystery, mysteries, tied, tied up, tied to a chair, easy, art, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, artist, artists, unknown, anonymous, unsigned, art expert, art experts, art appraiser, art appraisers, appraisal, appraisals
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, forensics, mystery, mysteries, murder, murders, dead, death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, hurry up, quick, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, controller, controllers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., lying on, on top of, lying, face down, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, angry, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, drunk, drunks, drink drive, drink drives, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk driver, drunk drivers, sobriety tests, sobriety tests, dui, touch, touches, touching touched, nose, noses, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"No, son, I'm not the marshal. I'm the Rabbi."
'That's our head of security.'
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree