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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."
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'That Copier is Out of Order!'
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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American inventor Chester Carlson makes the first xerographic copy, and with it, forever changes the nature of workplace humor.
"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."
'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'
A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
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Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.
'Your HMO doesn't cover X-rays. I'm glad you could break a dollar.'
'You don't have any books, do you?'
'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."
'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'
'Nothing personal, Bob, we just need your space for the new photocopier!'
The copier is making a whining noise.
"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
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'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
"He's working out well for the copycat position."
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'