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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'That Copier is Out of Order!'
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
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Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.
'You don't have any books, do you?'
'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'
'Nothing personal, Bob, we just need your space for the new photocopier!'
The copier is making a whining noise.
"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
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'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."
"He's working out well for the copycat position."
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'
Sign reads: Not out of order.
'Give it to me. . . I'll copy it for you. . . I'll put it in the bottom of our stack so it doesn't get mixed up with yours.'
'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'
"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."
"He's a little slow, but a lot more reliable than the copier."
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'This is a printers, sir......And no I won't have your baby!'