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"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, announcement, announcements, loudspeaker, captain, captains, mental health, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, flight deck, flight decks, taking control, life, breakdown, breakdowns, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, broken heart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, family, families, family issues, family problems'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
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optometry, optometrist, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, spectacle’s, eye, eyes, crash landing, crash landings, vision, cabin, crew, forgetfulness, pilots, pilot, aviation, airplane, flying, plane, piloting, copilot, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilots, drivingCo-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cute'Oh my gosh... we just hit a bird! I think we should go back and check on it.'
"I'll let you out in front of the theatre so you can run ahead and buy the tickets."
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plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, pilot, pilots, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, copilot, copilots, date night, date nights, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, cheapskate, cheapskates, cheap date, cheap dates, date, dates'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'
Upside down plane
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airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, pilot, pilots, copilot, copilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, flight, flights, upside down, upside-down, flying, air travel, sense of direction, directions, airport, airports'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
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optometry, optometrist, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, spectacle’s, eye, eyes, crash landing, crash landings, vision, cabin, crew, forgetfulness, pilots, pilot, aviation, airplane, flying, plane, piloting, copilot, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilots, driving'Are we having barbeque for lunch or is here another fire?'
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pilot, pilots, air safety, air travel, copilot, copilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, barbeque, barbeques, barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbie, barbies, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, fire, fires, fire safety, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, crash, crashes'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline, airlines, pilot, pilots, copilot, copilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, piloting, air travel, runway, runways, airport, airports, distracted driver, distracted drivers, lost, map, maps, direction, directions"No, thanks, I'll just grab one from the cockpit minibar."
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cockpit, cockpits, pilot, pilots, minibar, minibars, mini bar, mini bars, mini-bar, mini-bars, drunk, drunks, copilot, copilots, captain, air travel, drink driver, drink drivers, drink driving, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, health and safety, health & safety'Will keep it down ... you're disturbing our pilot scheduling policy discussions.' Sleeping Pilots?
"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."
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