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"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."
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Slammer on the Spot
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Police Log from Suburbia Heights in Haiku Form
N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"Come on out, Snider. We know you're in there."
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'Can I get that in a nutshell?'
'Your tests indicate unusually high levels of copper,zinc and nickel...'
"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"
"No, the other kitten."
"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."
"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"
"You have the right to one hands-free phone call."
"Mom, turn on the TV!"
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Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.
Where is my regular man?
'Cold... Cool... Warm... Warmer... Hot, hot, hot.'
"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"
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'Before you get upset - maybe he's selling tickets for something.'
"He's been in there 'searching for the bad guy' for over three hours now."
First Responders Comic