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Photocopier Paper Plane
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office building, office buildings, photocopy, photocopying, photocopier, photocopiers, copy machine, copy machines, making copies, paper plane, paper planes, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplanes, paper aeroplane, modern technology, origami, paper folding, monotony, monotonous, humdrum, unexpected, surprise, surprising, astonished, astonishment
"My God, there's been a terrible accident in our Chicago office!"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, accident, accidents, copy, copies, copy machine, copy machines, fax, fax machine, fax machines, tech, technology, technologies, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, scan, scans, scanner, satellite companies, satellite company, multi-office company
"Or maybe you're at the office and you discover that somebody has been using the copy machine for personal purposes."
Tags:handgun, handguns, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, photocopier, photocopiers, photocopy machine, photocopy machines, copier machine, copier machines, copy machine, copy machines, personal use, personal usage, gun crime, gun crimes, killing spree, killing sprees, murder spree, murder sprees, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, gun permit, gun permits, gun license, gun licenses, gun licence, gun licences
A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, copy, copies, copier, copiers, copy machine, copy machines, out of order, broken, technology, machine, machines, temporary, temporarily, working, not broken, sign, signs, signage, copy room, copy rooms, photocopier, photocopiers, printer, printers
"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"
Tags:role-play, role-plays, role-playing, spice things up, spicing things up, copy machine, copy machines, copy room, copy rooms, copying, scenario, scenarios, bore, bores, boring, try new things, tries new things, trying new things, uninterested, shared fantasy, shared fantasies, office worker, office workers, office work, tedium, tedious, menial task, menial tasks, menial job, menial jobs
'Your HMO doesn't cover X-rays. I'm glad you could break a dollar.'
Office workers in Hell.
'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
Tags:photocopier, photocopies, photocopy, coffee, coffee cups, coffee makers, work, office, copies, 3-d copy, 3-d copier, 3-d printing, 3-d printers, 3d printers, surreal, surrealist, surrealism, drink, drinks, fantasy, fantasies, copy room, copy rooms, copy machine, copy machines, coffee machine, coffee machines
"Copy machine's down again."
"That's our copy cat."
White-Collar Chain Gang
Tags:white collar, white collar job, prison, prisoner, prisons, prisoners, warden, wardens, guard, guards, copy machine, office, office worker, offices, office workers, middle management, management, manager, managers, chain, chains, chained up, chained, employee, employees, employer, employers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, overworked, stressful, stressed, hostile work environment, union, unions, job unions, mundane jobs, boring jobs
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
Tags:panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, mate, mates, mating, reproduce, reproducing, reproduction, reproductions, copy machine, copy machines, copier, copiers, photocopy, photocopies, office equipment, learning curve, learning curves, difficulty, difficulties, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, office equipment
'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'
"And this is why I don't like to work late."
Copy Machine Reproduces Men
'We'd love to help, but our copy machine is out of order.'
"This is a new talking copier - you've pushed the wrong button, mutton-head!"
Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.
Letter of Resignation
"Cool boots! Would you leave them to me when you kick the bucket because of toner dust and pneumoconiosis due to asbestos?"
Tags:disease, diseases, asbestos, hazard, hazards, working hazard, working hazards, workplace, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, toner, toners, copier, copiers, copy machine, copy machines, copying, pneumoconiosis, kick the bucket, kicks the bucket, die, dies, dying, inherit, inheritance, inherits, will, will and testament, last will and testament
Tricks Machines Play on Us...
'We got the deluxe copy machine, one that does double sided copies, collates and clones.'
'If an M.R.I. is too expensive, we can try the copy machine.'
'I'm afraid a computer virus has spread to your copy machine.'