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Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'So far I've got Sacramento Kings, L.A. Kings, Kings of Leon, Kings of Comedy, King of Rock 'n Roll...Have I left anyone out of your trademark infringement suit, sire?'
The night they invented champagne.
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"I'm not taking any chances."
"It's a fabulous deal. Every time he lies I collect a royalty."
'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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'Unfortunately, this here is the intellectual property he took with him when he left.'
'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'
'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'
Medieval Patent Office
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"We're a natural, Rachel. I handle intellectual property, and you're a content-provider."
"I'd like to buy this book and also the movie rights."
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"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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'Your content is protected by copyright laws and a complete lack of interest.'
Aren't we entitled to compensation, since they stole twittering and tweets from us?'
'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'
'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'
'Just try to collect.'
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'You can't claim JK Rowling plagiarised you simply because you both use 'because' and 'too' on page 258!'
"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."
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'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'
"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"