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A man walks through the desert on a landline.
My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
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'Jenny, this is a really big step for mommy.'
Interest in using solar power waned after failed attempts to plug an electrical cord into the sun.
'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'
Caveman tools. Cordless tools.
"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."
Amazing self-tangling cords.
"Ignore him. He's just on one of his power trips."
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Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.
'Ladies, I give you the future of electricity: The Buckcord!'
Stopping the bus.
Turning off the idea light.
"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."
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Sideways bungee jumping.
"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"
Wrong end of extension cord.
'Tuna's here John.'
'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'
I wish I was a cordless dog.
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'I'd give anything for a cordless phone.'
'If you don't fix this cord, I'll do it myself. Don't say you weren't warned.'
Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.