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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."
'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'
"I've waived the corkage fee as it was a screw top."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, corkage fee, corkage fees, screw top, screw tops, wine, bottle, bottles, cork, corks
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
Tags:wine, wine bottle, wines, bottles, wine bottles, cork, corks, corkscrew, corkscrews, bottle opener, bottle openers, bed, bedroom, bedtime, screw, screwed, popping bottles, inanimate objects, inanimate object, drink, drinks, alcohol, red wine, winged corkscrew, winged corkscrews, innuendo, innuendos
An Excellent Nose for Wine.
God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
Tags:volcano, volcanoes, volcanologist, volcanologists, volcanology, corkscrew, corkscrews, pop the top, pops the top, act of god, acts of god, god's will, gods will, will of god, natural disaster, natural disasters, wine, wine bottle, cork, corks, uncork, uncorks, uncorking, warning, warnings, ominous, harbinger, harbingers
"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, grim, grims, reapers, reaper, scythes, angel of death, embodiment of death, pensioners, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, safety officer, risk assessment, risk assessments, safety, health, death, grim reaper, elderly, older, pensioner, scythe, roadsign, high-viz jacket, traffic cone, cork
"My scintillating fragrant bouquet that precedes my exquisite floral, fruity palate, that swells and ebbs across the tongue with delicious..."
Happy New Year - Pig Cork Screw.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'
The Bottle-Nosed Dolphin's only natural enemy: The Corkscrew-Nosed Shark.
Tags:dolphin, dolphins, bottle-nosed dolphin, bottle-nosed dolphins, bottle nosed dolphin, bottle nosed dolphins, wine bottle, wine, corkscrew, cork, corks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, shark, sharks, nature, natural enemy, natural enemies, fish, sea, ocean, extra crispy
"Will you call me?"
Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well
'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'
Champagne Cork Takes Out Plane.
"I've done it Igor! I've finally found a way to reuse all our wine corks."
"Three big corks? That's it?"
Tags:smokestack, smokestacks, smoke stack, smoke stacks, environmental damage, epa, environmental protection agency, cork, corks, protect the environment, protecting the environment, smoke, smokes, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, environmental regulation, environmental regulations, inadequate, global warming, climate change
'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).
Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store
Tags:liquor, liquors, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, wine, wines, beer, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, bottle opener, bottle, bottles, opener, cork, corked, corkscrew, cork screw, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play
"For the last time how long have you been corked?"
'You drink too much!'
'It looks like you're a winner.'
'These hats don't feel right in London, Bruce!'
"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."