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The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
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An Excellent Nose for Wine.
God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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Happy New Year - Pig Cork Screw.
International Championship of Opening Bottles Without a Bottle Opener
The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand
"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."
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"Will you call me?"
'Yeah, I thought it was a great idea, too, until that day I had an eyelash caught in my eye.'
Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.
Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.
"Now you're prepared."
"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."
'No pressure, but this guy's got a screwball from Hell.'
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"When I asked you to get me man's best friend, I meant the corkscrew."
A corkscrew may be twisted but it's still a symbol of hospitality.
"Wine-one-one? This is an emergency! I can't get the cork out of my dinner!"
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'Hit it with a ship, like they do on telly.'
"The rest of the planet should be a clinch if they all surrender this easily."
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"What? The survival TV program I'm going to be on allows me to bring one item, crucial for my well being."
Dentist with a corkscrew.
'Well, if it is the other end, why don't they just print 'open other end' on the bottom?'
'Son, be careful, that corkscrew has a very sharp point - you could poke an eye out! And don't run with it!'
The Other Wine Connoisseurs Were Beginning to Question Pete's Credentials.