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'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'
'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'
Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',
'Do you have this chart in Big Print'
Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.
Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..
'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'
'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'
'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'
'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'
'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'
'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.
Oh dear. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.
'Who said that Is there someone there'
'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'
'You really do need new glasses'
'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'
'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'
". . . so after a few lawsuits for scratched corneas, it was goodbye Sandman, hello Vodkaman."
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