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'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
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optometry, optometrists, optometrist, opticians, eyes, eyesight, glasses, spectacles, eye, chart, test, contact, lenses, phoropter, vision, cornea, pupil, eyeball, laser, surgery, operations, theatre, surgeon, anesthetic, laser surgery, decapitate, decapitates, decapitationMan at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',
'No cheating'
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optometry, optometrists, optician, cheat, cheats, cheating, optometrist, opticians, eyes, eyesight, glasses, spectacles, sight test, eye, chart, test, contact, lenses, phoropter, long sighted, vision, cornea, pupil, eyeball, cataract, retina, binoculars, cheating, dishonestMan at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..
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optometry, optometrists, optometrist, opticians, eyes, eyesight, glasses, spectacles, phoropter, eye, test, cornea, pupil, cataract, retina, aussie, australian, ocker, chanting, slob, australiana, austrilians, ozzie, ozzies, aussie, aussies, eye test, eye tests'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'
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optometry, optometrist, optometrists, opticians, eyes, eyesight, glasses, spectacles, eye test, cornea, pupil, cataract, retina, phoropter, ophthalmoscope, kid, child, grow, growing, embarrassed, parent, childhood, four eyes, new glasses, grow into them, opthamology'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'
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optometry, optometrists, optician, sight chart, sight charts, new glasses, optometrist, opticians, eyes, eyesight, glasses, phoropter, eye test, eye tests, eye, chart, test, contact lenses, phoropter, sighted, vision, cornea, pupil, eyeball, new glasses, joke, jokes'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'
'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'
'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.
'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'
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optometry, optometrists, optician, sight chart, sight charts, new glasses, optometrist, opticians, eyes, eyesight, glasses, spectacles, eye test, eye tests, eye, chart, test, contact, lenses, short, phoropter, vision, cornea, pupil, eyeball, illiterate, alphabet'You really do need new glasses'
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optometry, optometrist, opticians, optician, eye sight, eye test, eye tests, prescription, prescriptions, eyes, eyesight, glasses, spectacles, eye, eye test, eye tests, eye doctor, chart, test, contact, lenses, short, long, near, sighted, vision, cornea, optometrists, phoropter'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'
". . . so after a few lawsuits for scratched corneas, it was goodbye Sandman, hello Vodkaman."
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