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"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
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"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."
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My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
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A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
"At least we'll go in our sleep."
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"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."
'No, not THAT corner!'
'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Where to?""Broadway and Seventy-ninth!"
A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.
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'It's easy for you... you've been to Obedience School.'
Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.
'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'
'I thought this only happened in cartoons.'
A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins
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'But it's not a four letter word if I used texting!'
'You just wait until your father gets home.'
'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'
'You do realize that this isn't going to look good on my resume?'
The Corner Shop.
'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'
When the st really hits the fan.
'Wait! We can share credit for the sack... Frank, you hit him high. Dewey, hit him low. I'll take the middle.'
Man paints himself into corner.