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"I notice you're reaching the traditional coronary age."
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'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
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"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"
'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'
'I wouldn't wait too long, for a limited time banks are offering low interest loans on coronary bypass surgery.'
'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'
"A coronary ?...let me see, I could just about fit one in around September, next year."
'So what's it going to be: paintball coronary, or raft building hernia?'
'Oh yeah? Well, Dr. Rose predicts that my inevitable stress-induced massive coronary will strike in half the time as yours.'
'It's a classy coronary ward. They turn down the sheets and put a statin on your pillow.'
Coronary Inn Hospital
"So what's it going to be: paintball coronary, or raft building hernia?"
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'Well, tests show that you have had a small heart attack - what one might call a boutique heart attack.'
His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.
Receptionist, "Good morning how can I help you."
"There you go...I'll have the paramedics on standby...."
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Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. And they both had massive coronaries.
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