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"Let's switch. I'll make the policy, you implement it, and he'll explain it."
"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."
Tags:businesses, money, corrupt, corruption, corporate, corporation, executive, executives, human resources, hiring, hires, recruit, recruits, hired, embezzle, embezzled, embezzling, corporate culture, elite, elites, elitism, ethic, ethical, ethics, morals, morality, criminal, criminals, human resource, human-resources, human-resource, corrupts, embezzlement
Job Creation Scheme.
Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers
Tags:urban, urban life, architect, architecture, architectural, business, big business, small businesses, corporate, corporations, skyscraper, skyscrapers, sky scraper, sky scrapers, city, city living, city life, street, street scene, real estate, realtor, realtors, clash, clashes, culture, culture clash, mom and pop, mom and pop stores, store, stores, store front, storefront, food, foodie, foodies, indie, indies, food lover, food lovers, capitalism, capitalist, economy, growth, economic boom.remnant, remnants
"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
Tags:desert, deserts, hot sun, sun, beating sun, waste, wasteland, wastes, dune, dunes, sand, sands, mirage, mirages, retreat, retreats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, working world, work life, working life, work life balance, buried, buried up tot he neck, neck deep, corporate, corporation, corporations, travelling, desperate, desperation, enough, enough is enough
"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, hold the door, hold the elevator, social cues, gps, direction, directions, lost, metropolis
"Hmm, what would Satan do?"
'Sorry we have to let you go, Bob, but it's just a matter of budget priorities.'
"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, holiday, holidays, appropriate, war on christmas, political correctness, politically correct, greeting, greetings, seasons greetings, holiday greetings, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, legal department, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, christmas card, christmas cards, unoffensive, modern life
"You're doing a great job as a corporate psychiatrist, but would you please keep your hands off the workaholics."
Tags:corporate psychiatrist, corporate psychiatrists, corporate psychiatry, therapy, therapist, therapists, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counseling, counselor, counselors, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, corporate, corporation, businesses, manager, managers, management, workaholics, workaholic, work addict, work addicts, self interest
"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."
Tags:senior, seniors, seniority, sage nodding, yes man, yes men, yes-man, yes-men, lip service, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, board, boardroom, board room, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, include, included, really mean, say what you mean, decision, decisions
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, interview, interviews, interview skills, employment, employ, employed, unemployed, salary, pay cut, cut, cuts, budget cut, budget cuts, undervalued, undersold, undersell, financial crash, negotiate, negotiation, negotiating, contract, contract dispute, contracts, benefit, benefits, cryo, cryofreeze, retirement, retirement plan, retirement plans, human resources
A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."
Tags:business, businesswoman, businesswomen, career woman, career women, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, desk, desks, nameplate, nameplates, queen, queens, queen of the jungle, corporate, corporate jungle, jungle, jungles, females, woman, women
"We're looking for people to fire."
Tags:honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, hire, hired, hiring, hires, personnel, hr, h r, h.r., h.r, human resources, business, big business, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, exec, execs, executive, manager, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, employment, employed, fire, fired, firing, office worker, office drone, office drones, excuse, excuses, interview, interviews, interview skills, capitalism, late stage capitalism, sardonic, sarcastic
"Of all the Fortune 500, we're probably the most tongue-in-cheek."
"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."
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"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
Tags:computer, computers, file, files, computer file, computer files, save, back-up, back-ups, back up, back ups, backup, backups, backing up, document, documents, copy, copies, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, executive, executives, criminal, criminals, corporation, corporations, company, companies, database, databases, data, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, f.b.i., feds, federal government, nsa, national security agency, n.s.a., security, privacy, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, spy, spying, spies, invasion of privacy, internet privacy, computer privacy, internet security, technology, surveillance, under surveillance, shady, suspect, suspicious
"MAN, I love how corporate this place feels!"
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
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'Somehow, with the world the way it is, calling a conference room where we decide whether our logo should be square or rectangular 'the war room' seems a tad. . .'
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, manager, managers, financial crash, market crash, money, bankruptcy, bankrupt, spending, overspend, overspending, spent, overspent, over budget, budget, budget cut, management, business management, accounts, accounting, out of control, double standard, double standards, ironic, irony