Corporate Drones Cartoons and Comics

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"Scram!"

"Sorry -- I wasn't listening to what you were saying. I was too busy leading."

"Why, Ferber, I'm surprised to find you away from your desk."

"Well, Elaine, it looks as though we're not on the same page when it comes to the fidelity issue."

"Stan, I'm afraid we have to let you go. You're just not carrying your weight."

"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."

Extreme Coworking Space

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"We could have changed course, but it's against the rules..."

"We don't have a gym, but you'll get plenty of exercise trying to find your cubicle."

"This might work, but management will never approve it..."

"But, Dear, the company requires this for employees who work from home."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Wohoo! Grunzman, you lucky devil! You're the 100th worker to get fired this year!"

"Forget it. In this company you will starve to death."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"The trouble with having a job is that it kills your ambition."

"I guess how this works is the light comes on and I use the phone to sell some software and I get a food pellet and not get shocked."

"If you'd like to leave your personality at the door, and your integrity and self worth on the next floor!"

"They all say pretty much the same thing, 'We need a smaller suggestion box.'"