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The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'
"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."
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Desk plaque reads: Plunder globally, media-manage locally.
'I want you to remove all references to bribery from out mission statement.'
'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'
"Ok, now I'll be the Ethics Committee and you'll be me."
'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'
'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'
'Psst! Can I run your ethics committee?'
"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."
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"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"
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"When times were good I trickled stuff down."
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'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'
"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."
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"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."
'There are some ethical roadblocks, so do we use our Greedy Positioning System or our moral compass to find a detour?'
Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.
"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."
Investments: 'We now offer 'social conscience' funds and 'corporate ethics' funds'.
'Flexibility means, yesterday's nonsense is today's corporate policy!'
"Page two, paragraph six: The moral high ground-we're prepared to yield totally on that point."
"Our legal department assured me it was rarely prosecuted."
Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.
"Parasito insurance would like to warn you to avoid toxic, cancer-causing industrial chemicals, questionably tested drugs, and genetically-modified food."
"The department brought in a business consultant who recommended a 20% cut in compassion to save money. So in future when you come in you'll have to talk to yourself!"