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"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."
Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta
Tags:card, cards, military-industrial complex, military-industrial complexes, greeting card, greeting cards, weapon, weapons, weapons manufacturer, weapons manufacturers, weapons manufacturing, merger, mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, card, cards, card company, card companies, defense company, defense companies, national security, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering
Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)
'Well, for two companies with such different corporate cultures, I think the merger's going surprisingly well!'
"Today, gentlemen, we trade in the brute force of the T. Rex for the cunning of the raptor."
Tags:t. rex, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, combine, combines, combining, corporate merger, corporate mergers, merger, mergers, board room, boardroom, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, board room meeting, board room meetings, corporate power, corporate culture, corporate terminology, manager, managers, management, upper management, juvenile
Actually, I'm not Mr. Weintraub. I'm just, sort of, taking over for awhile."
Tags:imposter, imposters, impostor, impostors, alien, aliens, alien takeover, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, business, businessman, businessmen, business takeover, ownership, corporate merger, new ownership, shift in power, poser, posers, hoax, impersonation, impersonator, impersonators, acquisitions, acquisition, corporate, corporation, corporations, alien invasion
Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
Tags:girl scout, girl scouts, acquisition, acquisitions, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, cookie, cookies, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, modern life, competitive, competitive industry, competitive industries, competing, merger, mergers, merging, corporate merger, corporate mergers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, businesses, board meeting, board meetings, sales strategy, sales strategies, child prodigy, child prodigies
"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
Tags:merger, mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, sellout, sellouts, sell out, selling out, sell outs, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, business executive, hurt feelings, businessman, corporate culture, buyout, buyouts, bought out, corporation, corporations, big corporation, big corporations, meeting, meetings, lonely, insensitive, insensitivity, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, corporate synergy, synergy
'Our operations would complement each other perfectly - You're fat and jolly and we're lean and mean.'
"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"
Tags:cahoot, cahoots, being in cahoots, merger, mergers, competitive, competition, competitions, competitiveness, market, markets, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, business merger, business mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, businessmen, businessman, corporate jargon, business jargon, conspiracy, conspiracies, partnership, partnerships
"It's been taken care of."
Tags:tentpole, blockbuster, blockbusters, comic book, comic books, comic book movie, comic book movies, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, buyout, buyouts, bought out, sell out, sells out, selling out, merger, mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, brand, brands, money maker, money makers, action movie, action movies, summer movie, summer movies, movie studio, movie studios, film studio, film studios, fund, funds, funding, funded
"Oh, excuse me. I had no idea the meeting was going so well."
"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol
Tags:paraphrase, paraphrases, paraphrasing, kennedy, jfk, john f kennedy, jack kennedy, corporate culture, corporate climate, corporate climates, corporate expectation, corporate expectations, consolidate, consolidates, consolidated, corporate merger, corporate mergers, office worker, office workers, tyrant, tyrants, tyrant boss, tyrant bosses, ceo, ceos, chief executive officer, chief executive officers
"Benign so far."
"I called this meeting to announce a new partnership that I believe will turn this company around."
"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."
Tags:production line, production lines, fire, fired, firing, firings, corporate merger, corporate mergers, realistic, realism, prediction, predictions, predicting, crystal ball, crystal balls, psychic, psychics, medium, mediums, clairvoyant, grim, bleak, future, futures, outcome, outcomes, corporate downsizing, job loss, job losses, layoff, layoffs, restructure, restructures, restructuring
A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."
"Things have been rough since the merger."
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmases, merger, mergers, corporate merger, business merger, easter, festive period, festive periods, workload, workloads, overworked, seasonal work, xmas, x-mas, christmas time, santa claus, easter bunny, easter, holidays, corporate mergers, business, drinks, drinking, bar, pubs, beer, workplace stress
Santa and Robin Hood Talk Merger.
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, robin hood, father christmas, santa claus, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, festive period, merger, mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, business deal, business deals, corporate takeover, corporate takeovers
'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'
"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."
Tags:banks, loans, loan companies, mergers, try, business, mergers, big bank, big banks, big banking, too big to fail, tbtf, bank merger, bank mergers, bank merging, bank loan, bank loans, conglomerate, conglomerates, buyout, buyouts, corporate buyout, corporate buyouts, corporate merger, corporate mergers, mankoff
"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."
"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."
Tags:justice department, geek, geeks, bill gates, department of justice, hostile, hostile merger, hostile mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, technology industry, role model, role models, childhood, role-model, role-models, imagination, imaginations, fantasy, fantasies, anti-trust, antitrust law, antitrust laws, lawsuit, lawsuits, corporate monopoly, corporate monopolies