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Corporate Speak Cartoons and Comics
Corporate Speak cartoon 1 of 29
"If you can just help me through the tough times, I can handle it from there."
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tough time, tough times, rough time, rough times, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, couple, couples, help, helping, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, mental health disorder, office worker, office workers, corporate talk, corporate speak, hard time, hard times, work load, office jargon, jargon asking for help, sharing the load, confident, confidence, determined, determination, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Corporate Speak cartoon 2 of 29
"Crime, as I conceptualized it, didn't pay."
Corporate Speak cartoon 3 of 29
"I'm sure she'll be back soon. She's just somewhere integrating awareness about something."
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phone message, phone messages, corporate jargon, jargon, buzzword, buzzwords, corporate, corporate speech, corporate speak, corporate culture, office culture, integration, integrating awareness, integrate, self-help, self-help workshop, self-help workshops, consciousness, collective consciousnessCorporate Speak cartoon 4 of 29
"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."
Corporate Speak cartoon 5 of 29
"Well, Elaine, it looks as though we're not on the same page when it comes to the fidelity issue."
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marriage, fidelity, corporatespeak, corporate speak, corporatese, careful language, polite, boss, bosses, manager, managers, fidelity, infidelity, corporate drone, corporate drones, on the same page, not on the same page, get on the same page, getting on the same page, cheater, cheaters, calm reaction, calm reactions, reaction, reactions, mankoffCorporate Speak cartoon 6 of 29
"For some reason I only seem to have meaningful interpersonally development verbal dialogues with other management consultants."
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management consultants, management consultant, corporate lingo, corporatespeak, corporate speak, word choice, word choices, consultants, consultant, management, business consultant, jargon, language, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, verbal dialogue, self-help speak, self-help, lonely, lonely person, lonely people, alienate, alienates, alienating, isolate, isolates, social isolationCorporate Speak cartoon 7 of 29
Management consultants annual face to face interpersonal relationship development party.
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management consultants, management consultant, consultant, consultants, parties, party, manager, managers, corporatespeak, corporate speak, corporate buzzword, corporate buzzwords, cocktail party, cocktail parties, development party, development parties, relationship, relationships, seminar, seminars, office seminar, office seminarsCorporate Speak cartoon 8 of 29
"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."
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promotion, promotions, cliche, cliches, corporate speak, corporate jargon, figure of speech, figures of speech, promoted, promoting, kick upstairs, kicking you upstairs, literal, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, complex, campus, campuses, corporation, corporations, sprawl, sprawls, rural, suburb, suburbs, suburban, office plan, office plans, architecture, architect, architects, single floorCorporate Speak cartoon 9 of 29
"Simple effective communications with users is essential, so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate meaningful dialogue protocols."
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communication, communicate, communicates, jargon, corporate buzzword, corporate buzzwords, buzzword, buzzwords, corporate culture, business culture, effective communication, effective communications, business consultant, business consultants, communication consultant, communication consultants, consultant, consultants, corporatespeak, corporate speak, office culture, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, doublespeakCorporate Speak cartoon 10 of 29
"All this talk of 'putting out top-heavy management' is ridiculous!"
Corporate Speak cartoon 11 of 29
"He's been told he has to cut down on using meaningless 'management speak'...which is causing him a lot of problems...as it's the only language he knows!"
Corporate Speak cartoon 12 of 29
"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."
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bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracies, management speak, management speech, corporate jargon, management jargon, business jargon, corporate speak, business speak, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, laying off, laying-off, budget cut, budget cuts, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environmentsCorporate Speak cartoon 13 of 29
"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."
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group dynamic, group dynamics, extrovert, extroverts, extroversion, introvert, introverts, introversion, reserved, reservation, reservations, conservative, contrast, contrasts, difference, differences, social butterfly, social butterflies, jargon, business jargon, corporate speak, interaction, interactions, interacting, people person, social, warm, warmthCorporate Speak cartoon 14 of 29
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M
Corporate Speak cartoon 15 of 29
"There's no need to take notes. I have no idea what I'm talking about."
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executive, incompetent, incompetence, executives, business executive, note taker, note takers, note taking, business executives, manager, corporate talk, corporate speak, business talk, business speak, business jargon, corporate jargon, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, useless, uselessness, ineffectual, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Corporate Speak cartoon 16 of 29
"I'm majoring in computer sciences, and minoring in kinesthetic annunciative aggregates - you, know, technobabble."
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technobabble, jargon, computer jargon, gobbledygook, tech jargon, technology jargon, corporatespeak, corporate speak, corporate language, silicon valley, major, majors, majoring, computer science, computer sciences, college major, college majors, university major, university majors, aggregate, aggregates, minor, minors, minoringCorporate Speak cartoon 17 of 29
"That's just a fancy was of saying that you agree with everything the boss says."
Corporate Speak cartoon 18 of 29
Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.
Corporate Speak cartoon 19 of 29
"You are now chief officer in charge of our Open-Door Communications and Transparency Initiative. You�re a doorstop."
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title change, title changes, title, titles, business title, business titles, job title, job titles, corporate speak, ceo, ceos, corporate branding, corporate brand, corporate brands, euphemisms, euphemistic, doorstop, doorstops, door stop, door stops, dignity, lack of dignity, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, self-worth, self-esteem, worth, value, values, corporate culture, boss, bosses, big boss, big bossesCorporate Speak cartoon 20 of 29
"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"
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cloud, clouds, computing service, computing services, iaas, paas, saas, naas, caas, sheep, flock, flocks, jargon, corporate speak, corporatespeak, software as a service, platform as a service, infrastructure as a service, communications as a service, networking as a service, network as a serviceCorporate Speak cartoon 21 of 29
"Our company has a green culture and a passion for the brand marking this a better world!"
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corporate, social, responsibility, csr, acronym, acronyms, green, greening, green culture, green cultures, environmentally friendly, social responsibility, social responsibilities, corporate speak, corporatespeak, corporate culture, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, corporate, brands, pr, public relation, public relationsCorporate Speak cartoon 22 of 29
"My husband is a good cook, I'm a good eater and that's the way we take advantage of the synergies."
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synergies, synergy, jargon, corporate jargon, corporate speak, corporate speech, corporate culture, corporate cultures, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, good cook, good cooks, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, big eater, big eaters, weight gain, gaining weight, get fat, getting fat, obese, obesityCorporate Speak cartoon 23 of 29
"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"
Corporate Speak cartoon 24 of 29
'Will you stop saying 'we're all in the same boat, now let's make sure we're all rowing in the same direction.''
Corporate Speak cartoon 25 of 29
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
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