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"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
Snow falling on accountants.
Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.'
"Can that be right?"
"Don't take offense, Zack, but it's 'Indians', not Injuns, and 'nuclear' not 'nuculer'"
"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
Tags:santa, santa claus, mrs. claus, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, santa's sledge, sledge, sledges, sled, sleds, santa's sled, animal, animals, reindeer, elf, elves, santa's elves, helper, helpers, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, fox, foxes, goat, goats, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, sheep, pig, pigs, business, businesses, company, companies, employer, employers, employee, employees, management, manager, mangers, government, politics, politically correct, correct, equal, equality, equal-opportunity, equal-opportunity employer, equal-opportunity employers, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity employers, assortment, assortments, affirmative action, discrimination, prejudice, positive action, employment equity
Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, wrong, incorrect, mr. right, love, loving, correct, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, infidelity, divorce, divorces, divorcee, divorcees, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, forever alone
"These financials look right. They smell right -- they're either right or very clever."
Tags:accountant, accountants, accounting, financial, financials, financial report, financial reports, indecipherable, decipher, deciphers, deciphering, look right, looks right, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games, deceipt, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deceptive, correct, corrected, figure, figures, report, reports, close enough, good enough, confusing, overcomplicated, complicated, unsure, uncertain
"What can I say? I was an English major."
Tags:grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading
Pedants enter PIN.
"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."
Tags:osteopath, chiropracter, bone cruncher, back problems, rounded shoulders, cellphone, social media, doctor, keyboard warrior, straightened out, slump, slumps, slumping, bad posture, posture, correction, corrections, correct, phone, phones, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, addict, addicts, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles
'How does one correct this?' 'Get yourself a girlfriend.'
'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'
"Writing is... rewriting."
Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots
Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment
Tags:boring, ethics, ethical, correct, correctness, political correctness, pc, pc culture, comic strip, comic strips, environmentalism, environmentalist, no fun, ethical, ethics, bored, bores, arts, artistic, drawing, draws, ethically sourced, tree huggers, tree hugging, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, tree hugger
"Must you blue-pencil everything I say?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, married, married life, marriage, couple, couples, married couple, edit, editing, editting, copy-edit, copy-editing, copy-editting, blue pencil, blue-pencil, correct, correcting, correction, corrections, patronize, patronise, patronizing, patronising
'This just in...a proposed bill in congress claims the first 10 amendments are 'politcally incorrect'.'
'What do we win if we get it right?'
'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'