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"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.
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'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'
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'Botox...' - pumpkin faces
"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
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'Hold on - the manicurist's on her way!'
"I'm afraid you're going to need a new pair of corrective lashes, Mr. Fox."
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
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'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'
'Have you no common scents?!'
"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."
Plastic surgery is a scream.
'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'
"Here they come: Detox and Botox."
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'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'
'You should try a Brazilian, it's very invigorating.'
"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."
"I said I could give you a new face, I did't say you'd LIKE it!"
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
'So what EXACTLY is it about liposuction that you're not happy with?'
Cosmetic brain surgery