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"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."
"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time
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"Your new nose needs a mustache."
"Would you like to take your old face?"
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'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'
"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
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"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
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'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'
Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.
"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."
Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
'Just a little off the hips.'
Goldilocks and the Three Chers
Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.
"I hope I still look that good when I'm her age."
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'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'
'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'
'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'
'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'
"That bump in the middle of your face - I get rid of those."