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"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."
"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
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'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
"Would you like to take your old face?"
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'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'
"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
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"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
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'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'
Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.
"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."
Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
'Just a little off the hips.'
Goldilocks and the Three Chers
Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.
'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'
'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'
'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'
'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'
"I haven't had any work done."
Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'
'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'
'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'
Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'