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The Origins of Everything
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Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.
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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
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"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"
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"I see here that the universe is now thought to be full of inexplicably dense clumps."
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"
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"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."
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Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.
My dinner with Andromeda
The Cosmology of Timmy
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"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."
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"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."
"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."
"At this point cosmology leaves off, and folklore kicks in."
"We don't know beans about cosmology. Just say 'God created the heaven and earth', and leave it at that."
"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."
Did life reach Earth from outer space?
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The stars are beneath your feet as well as above your head
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Cosmology marches on. . .
'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'
"No wonder I feel dizzy. As I lie here I'm travelling at 1000 mph due to the rotation of the earth and at 67000 mph as the earth goes round the sun and I've just read the whole solar system is moving..."
'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'
'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'