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Hippie on the moon
"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"
"So, who won here?"
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, astronaut, astronauts, moon, lunar mission, moon mission, moon missions, lunar mission, space travel, space exploration, space travels, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework
"Not that type of Moon-rock..."
Climbing to the moon...
You must be this tall.
Tags:nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, space force, spaceforce, n.a.s.a., ride, rides, amusement park, amusement, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, theme-parks, theme-park, space, spaceship, ships, rocket, rockets, space ship, spaceships, space ships, space craft, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spacecrafts, you must be this tall, height, heights, height limits, minimum, minimum height, astronaut, astronauts, cosmonaut, cosmonauts
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
"It's always about YOU."
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, space travel, space exploration, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, ego, egos, selfish, selfishness, space walk, space walks, colleague, colleagues, space station, space stations, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
Tags:nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties
Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.
'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'
'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'
'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'
'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'
"Are there space-babes?"
An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.
U.S. Astronauts Reunion - 'Looks as if we're the first ones here.'
"No, I DON'T know where the expression 'just us chickens' came from."
The First Black Man on the Moon
An astronaut sees a scarecrow on an asteroid as he passes by.
"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"
Tags:driving, cars, rude, space ship, outer space, tailgate, tailgates, tailgaters, tailgating, tailgater, alien, nasa, rocket, blastoff, roads, travel, astronaut, cosmonaut, cosmos, moon, space station, stars, pilot, pilots, driver, drivers, astronauts, planet, take off, universe, solar system, space exploration, science fiction, sci-fi, propulsion, jet, jet fuel, space station
'A space-monkey hey, really? Then, how come your space-helmet is an old fishbowl?'